This poem my friend cindy copied down for me.. dunno where's it taken from but its def. a good read!

i shave my legs, i sit down to pee
and i can justify, any shopping spree
i can balance the checklist, i can pump my own gas,
can talk to my friends about the size of my ass.

i dont drive in a circle at any cost,
and i dont have a problem admitting im lost.
i never forget an important date,
u've just got to deal with it, im usually late.

Dont say to your friends, oh yeah i can get her
in your dreams my dear, i can do better!

Flowers are okay, but jewellery's best
look at me u idiot, not at my chest.
I don't have a problem expressing my feelings,
i know u are lying, u look at the ceiling.

Don't call me a girl a babe or a chick.
I'm a Woman.
Get it? You Dick.