my crash course guide to australian must-knows

favourite aussie foods: vegemite(dark veggie paste) weetbix (hard cardboard-like biscuit/ceral type hay-looking food)

aussie supermarkets: coles, safeway, bi lo (cheaper), aldi (not many branches,basic goods,low prices, no plastic bags provided)

aussie teevee:
channel 7-the simple life, average joes
channel 9-who wants tobemillionaire, SURVIVOR
channel 10-aus/amercn idol, queer eye
channels SBS and 31 (mostly old, non-fashionable shows)

oooh and another rather disturbing aussie trend: teachers tend to like to lick their fingers and proceed to use the saliva on them to count the worksheets/teaching material/paper before handing them out to us.

eeeeeeew. i always hope i dont get the top few pieces
imagine all that wet salivary bacteria oozing out on the top portion of your worksheet.

simply disgusting