its so annoying when some girls go

oooh i like chocolate but i cannot eat cos i will grow fat, leh.
hehe and i dun wan 2 grow fat
i wan 2 haf good figure. hai. but u see i got so many fats
how? will u still lurb me?

i am hungry but i think i shouldnt eat
cos i am on a diet.
see that french fry got so much oil, dat char kway teow also
aiyooo i dunwan eat lah.

how do i look in this dress?
eee..so fat right. haiyah. if im so fat,
will u still lurb me?


and its even more annoying when they use z behind every goddamn word.

my honeyz darlingz sweeTieEz PiEZ. i LuRBB-ChOOOoz so much leh
u like my dear dearieZ alwaeZ dere for mi, alwaeZ dere, every second
every MiNuteZ of the dayZ.

shuddup already la.
if you're hungry, EAT
if you like chocolate, EAT
if you cant spell, go to school.