Thursday, May 31, 2007

HEAT REQUIRED.


someone should make heated toiletbowls more mainstream and ten times cheaper. esp during winter.the requisite peeling off of layers required eachtime in the cubicle never fails to make one feel raw, vulnerable and exposed to atoms upon atoms of cold gas, resulting in the rigorous, systematic freezing of the ass.

and since big jobs in general require longer periods of time, shitting will only prolong the agony. Immense amounts of concentration, normally needed to produce effective results in quickest time, will be inadvertently hindered by the cold air(coldness not being the most ideal condition of pushing out of waste). This results in a longer production period, making one doubly raw, vulnerable and exposed, thereby extending, emphasising and elongating the systematic freezing of the ass.

not a good thing.

(Btw, Miss Japan Riyo Mori is Winner of Miss Universe 2007! GO ASIA)