okay i am bored. so right, lemmie post a random picture.

when i was young, my mum always forced me to eat fish.

mum: u better eat more fish! give you more brain..
me: its not as if i dont have brain right.
mum: give u more brain! u know why the japanese so smart?
me: (grudgingly) why?
mum: because they eat so much fish! fish is good for the brain..
me: but ma..i dont like the smelll and got alot of bones
mum: fish is good for you
me: but ma...
mum: I SAY EAT MEANS EAT!!

until today, i still blame the bloody fishmongers who sold the fish to my mother.

i detest fish in all most forms! its so gross when

u're at the dinner table and theres this sinister fish eye staring back at you.

eeerie shit.

its so freaky and eekey looking u decide to give it a miss

but your mum thinks otherwise, and the next thing u know she is dumping massive amounts of fish onto your dinner plate

after spending god-knows-how-long trying to hunt for the teeney weeney invisible fishbones

u chew and attempt to digest when u feel something sharp poke your throat

you think: omg! a bloody fiishbone.
you say: ma! see la! i swalloed a bone!

mum says: aiyo how you eat one???! quick go swallow rice ball! (chunks of rice rolled up in a ball..apparenlty it will help dislodge the bone? its a miracle u dont get choked on the rice instead. dunno la, go ask my mum.)

so u see, fish is bad.

those with pokey-sharp bones microscopic bones can be especially fatal
dont even get me started on those goddamn scales.