In order to successfully attract a guy,

In order to successfully attract a guy,
(Part 1; Very Raw Draft)

A Girl Must:

1. act coy
2. pretend to be less smart then u actualy are
3. flutter your eyelashes
4. whine about your weight
5. order fat-free salads on dates
6. flick your hair as you talk to him
7. or better still, twirl it between your thumb and forefinger
8. glance at him, and when he looks back, look down
then look back up again and smile seductively
9. tell him how strong his arms look (even if you have to lie)
10.never chomp noisily on your hamburger, supress all subsequent burps and farts

Disclaimer: May not apply to all male/female species; as i said, Very Rough Draft.

To be Continued.

P.s- In response to the comments below, i'm sorry guys, but the tit-bit (pun intended) comes much later. u see, show tits= no chase, no chase= no excitement! how can...