WAH LAU

aiyah you want to be entertained about other peoples lives go other blog lah.
im not here to entertain (repetition!) intrigue or frequently fascinate (alliteration!) you can.

i dont like to blog about what time i brush my teeth, say goodmorning, say goodnight, say thank you everybody for being sucha wonderful friend to me, what time i eat dinner, who bring me out on date, who buy me lunch, why i so hot stuff, which guy i like, which girl i dont like, what clothing i wear, what clothing i dont wear (double wink) why my heart so broken until cannot mend, boyfriend leave me sobZ sObz sureZ DiEz liaOs. HEHE I NEED MY HELLOKITTY >_<.

booooooooooooooooooooring!

let me eat my cake, you eat yours okay.

byebyeand have fun. i will have to study for exam now or SURE FAIL BEECOME HEARTLAND MALL MACDONALDS CASHIER THEN DONWAN.

because then i will have NO MONEY to buy powersuit/ go cocktail parties then cannot find rich/cute/sexy banker lawyer boyfriend; then cannot send childeren to SAP school/Gifted program; cannot be RICH TAI TAI, no high tea no mahjong then MY LIFE GOT NO MEANING.

so just let me be arty farty and feminist and crazy and aloof and mindboggolingly sexy-mysterious so your nostrils will emit smoke when you read my revolutionary poetry-creations and pro-abortion essays on stupid men-leaders in todays patriarchal society; theories on betty friedan/noami wolf theories and gender inequality in the workforce and the crisis of masculinity.

be gone you vouyerist in you; my heart is not worn on thy sleeve! the laughter is evil. go www.xiaxue.blogspot.com or www.dawnyang.com lah; for your daily dose of entertainment; for we belong to a different category; my darling! neither inferior nor superior just different;



same same BUT DIFFERENT!




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