ooh. some gooey-steoreotypical girl shit 'ere
lovingly extracted from a forwarded email.

1. When a girl says she's sad, but she isn't
crying, it means she's crying in her heart.

2. When she ignores you after you've done
something wrong, it's best to give her some time
to cool down before touching her heart with an
apology.

3. A girl can't find anything to hate about the
guy she loves (which is why it is so hard for
her to 'get over him' after the relationship's
over.)

4. If a girl loves a guy, he will always be on
her mind every minute of the day, even though
she flirts with other guys.

the most what-the-fuck
5.When the guy she likes smiles and stares deep
into her eyes, she will melt.

want somemore stupid shit?
6. A girl likes to hear compliments, but usually
is not sure how to react to them.

7. When a particular guy flirts with a girl very
often, a girl would start thinking the guy likes
her. So if you treat a girl just as a friend, go
easy on the smiles and stare 'kie?

8. If you don't like a girl who likes you, break
it to her gently.

9. If a girl starts avoiding you after you
reject her, leave her alone for a while. If you
still treat her as a friend, talk to her.

10. Girls enjoy talking about what they feel.
Music, poetry, drawings and writing are ways of
expressing themselves (which explains why most
girls like writing journals).

11. Never tell a g! irl that she is useless in
any way.

12. Being too serious can turn a girl off.

the most familiar sounding
13. When the guy she likes calls her for the
first time, the girl may act uninterested during
the call. But as soon as the phone is back on
the hook, she will whoop with joy and
immediately start telephoning her friends to
spread the news.

14. A smile means a lot to a girl.

15. If you like a girl, try making friends with
her first. Let her get to know you.

the most non-understandable
16. If a girl says she can't go out with you
because she has to study, leave.

17. But if she still calls you or expect a call
from you, stay.

18. Don't try to guess a girl's feelings. Ask
her.

19. Hearing the words "I love you" is a great
reassurance to a girl that she is beautiful.

20. After a girl falls in love with a guy,
she'll wonder why she never noticed him before.

21. If you need tips on how to flirt with a
girl, read romance stories .

22. When class pictures come out, a girl would
first check who is standing next to her crush
before actually looking at herself.

23. A girl's ex-crush will always be in her
memory,but the guy she loves now stays in her
heart.

24. Girls love having fun!

25. A simple 'Hi' can brighten a girl's day.