happy birthday mummmmmy!!!!

u are one of a kind and i love u lots
u took care of me since i was a troublesome little tot
u make me soup when im sick
u wake me every morning even tho i scream and kick
when i need u u're always near
and that is why to me u so dear
i love u mummy when im around u nothing i will fear
so now i wish u a spanking happy birthday
cut the cake and blow off the candles my sweetie mommy dear!!!

p.s mushy content rating real high, thats cos this poem is addressed to a loved one ok.