i want to play volleyball for china

but i cant.

because my wrists will probably bruise after 3 hits
because the ball i hit will fly up instead of across as intended
because i cannot jump high and aim simultaneously
because i will probably pant and collaspe after 1 game
because i will probably be penalised for trying to injure the opponent with the volleyball
because i will break down and cry like a boy when i lose

i watched the china vs russia match on sbs just now (channel 7 has biased australian-only coverage, pftt.) and china rocked! yay they number one in the world now. the russian coach was retarded. no wonder he had a head full of white hair. tsk he shouted at the girls and threw petty angry tantrums whenever he could..hah and he was such a shortie! those giant russian girls should have trampled on him. crazy idiort.