very random

One. Did u know?

a.the vibrator was invented to cure women in the past of hysteria (or something)
b.dolphins and humans are the only creatures on earth who have sex for pleasure
c.swedish prisoners are allowed to have sex during visits whilst serving their jail term

Two. Ok my room is like
a heat cage and i am like a melting ice cube under the big bad orange sun. except that it's night time here. summer time in australia is when all the flies start to fly around.They are much bigger in size in comparison to the winter variety (of flies). well actually there arn't many flies in winter. summer time is when the ants crawl out of their caves and collect food to store for the colder seasons.

Three. i am listening to
the jessica simpson song 'with you'. i miss watching her on newlyweds because she is so funny. she is the embodiment of the blonde bimbo with big breasts. but she's cute nonetheless even though she cannot differentiate chicken from tuna.

Four. Casey won australian idol.
a breath of fresh air when nowadays everyone is a manufactured pop tart.

Five. my daddy taught me driving
the other day and it was so fun using the accelerator. Eventhough i was only circling an empty carpark. When it was my sister's turn (to circle the empty carpark), i was almost faint and dizzy with nausea. I was hungry, it was dinner time and i wanted to go home.

Six. Just the otherday i saw a toddler
in a red and blue spiderman costume riding a mini harley davison-looking motor bike. His mother was running hurridley behind him.

Seven.I think i may be getting the flu
because after spring cleaning the house yesterday afternoon, there has been much dust in the air. I have since taken a cup of hot tea and two tablets of pandol.I hope I feel better, energised, and dust-free tomooorooow.